User:Xephinetsa


 * "And I thank Knights of the Old Republic for informing me that fat people always lie. Even when fat people are not fat."
 * –Xephinetsa

Not voiced by Vic Mignogna.

Hearted Xephinetsa – Mystic Disciple of the Editing Sage and Blessed of the Screenshot Gnomes (titled appointed by TreeEatingScholar). HXMDotESaBotSG and Xephi are two of the nicknames she goes by on the Wiki.

Her newest title is Sui Spammer (also appointed by TreeEatingScholar).

History
Xephinetsa was once a giraffe who liked to dance and kick over garbage bins for the fun of it. She was perfectly happy with her life as it was... until a mysterious TV show popped up on her television. It offered entertainment and fun times, but as a giraffe, she was not allowed to watch it. So she gave her giraffe-ness to the local wizard who had always dreamed to become one. Why didn't he turn himself into one, you ask? Because everyone knows that there is no such spell! Giraffes are too complex to be compacted into a simple spell. Anyway, upon giving her giraffe-ness to the wizard, she transformed into a human and was able to watch Iron Man: Armoured Adventures.

It's All In The Genes
After watching IMAA for a while, she grew to like Gene Khan. He had cool hair, bright yellow pants and awesome sunnies. Plus, a cool name: Temugin. It's fun to say, try it. Temugin. Haha, good fun.


Aprons. YOU HEARD ME. Aprons. And jeans. Put an apron on over your jeans and impress everyone at school and/or work!

Motto
Here, we have the motto that Xephi lives by: "My sentence has a heart, every argument you make for the rest of your life is invalid. ♥"